Answer: eminem poster emimen poster as in hang an eminem poster on my wall. Not emimen poster, as in eminem poster to a message board.

Eminem Tracks Partly Blocked

Last week, a judge issued a temporary injunction thwarting the hip-hop magazine from distributing previously unreleased recordings from the early 1990s of the white rapper freestyling lyrics that the mag deemed racist.

However, Manhattan Federal Judge Gerald Lynch ruled Monday that the magazine could distribute excerpted versions of the tracks--releasing up to 20 seconds of the material from two recordings and printing up to eight lines of the lyrics.

The controversy began last month after Source founders David Mays and Raymond "Benzino" Scott held a news conference intended to expose the real Slim Shady. The duo played a recording of "what is clearly identifiable as Eminem (news - web sites)'s voice, reciting racial slurs targeted against black women," according to their statement.

The offending lyrics contain the following lines:

Blacks and whites, they sometimes mix But black girls only want your money cause they're dumb chicks So I'ma say like this Don't date a black girl, take it as a diss If you want, but if you don't I'ma tell you like this, I surely won't.

Eminem apologized for the inflammatory lyrics after the conference, and said the recording was made out of "anger, stupidity and frustration" after his break-up with an African-American girlfriend.

However, he stated his belief that he considered the tape's release to be a direct consequence of his long-standing beef with rapper Benzino.

"Ray Benzino, Dave Mays and The Source have had a vendetta against me, Shady Records and our artists for a long time," Eminem said in a statement.

The Source claimed to have obtained the controversial tape from "three white hip-hop fans from Detroit who were peers of Eminem, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, in the early 90s, at the time of the recording."

The magazine had planned to distribute the complete CD of the unreleased Eminem track with its February issue and devote extensive coverage to the release. It will now go forward with the release of the excerpted raps.

Lawyers for the hip-hopster sought an injunction against the mag, citing copyright violations.

Much to the ire of Source higher-ups, Judge Lynch initially granted Em's legal team their wish and barred the mag from doling out the disc.

A statement from The Source conveyed the opinion of its founders that the injunction was just another indication of the racial bias taking over the hip-hop culture.

Perhaps their complaints brought the judge around--in any case, Lynch ruled that the excerpted portions could be considered fair use of copyrighted material for the purpose of criticism.

Eminem's record company, Interscope Records, did not comment on the ruling; however, his lawyer claimed the court battle was a victory as The Source had originally planned to distribute the full-length versions of the recordings.

The Grammy- and Oscar-winning artist has stepped up his responsibilities of late. After his ex-wife Kim Mathers disappeared for several weeks in avoidance of several legal snafus, the rapper was granted temporary full custody of their seven-year-old daughter, Hailie Jade.

The former Mrs. Slim Shady pleaded guilty to a drug charge and a driving offense Friday as part of an agreement to resolve several cases pending against her.

Not eminem poster but a funny tale. Submitted by: Randee Mom Single and Looking

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been re-scheduled for 9:30 AM that morning. I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when they called me in. Knowing the procedures, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was preparing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"

I called back for her to get another from the
cabinet. She called back, "No I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it..."


I am blonde as you know. And I love blonde jokes.

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing.

"Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom!"


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Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers.

The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm down and do what she does. She then proceeds to quickly chug the last of the beer in her hand, peel the label off, stick the bottle under the seat and stick the label to her forehead.

The second blonde follows along. When they arrive at the road block, the officer looks in and is quite surprised by this spectacle.

He says, " Hello ladies. By any chance have you two been drinking tonight?"

They respond: "Why no officer, you see, we're on the patch!"'





Folks that came over last month asked for my peppers recipe. Here it is:
Subject: Recipes: Stuffed Peppers and Baked Custard

Artichoke Dip
Stuffed Peppers
Marinated Vegetables
Baked Custard

We hope you enjoy this menu that serves 6 to 8.
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Appetizer
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Artichoke Dip

1 14-oz. jar artichoke hearts, diced
3 oz. cream cheese, softened
1 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
1/2 cup sour cream
1 clove garlic, minced
Dash of hot sauce
1/2 tsp. chili powder
1/2 tsp. cumin

Combine all ingredients together and mix well. Place in a small greased= baking dish and bake for 15-20 minutes at 350 degrees. Serve with tort= illa chips or crackers.

The Skinny: Use light cheeses and sour cream.
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Main Course
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Stuffed Peppers

1 pound lean ground beef
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 15-oz. can diced tomatoes, undrained
1 15-oz. can yellow corn, undrained
2/3 cup rice, uncooked
2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1 and 1/4 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
8 large green peppers

Brown ground beef, add onion and garlic and saute until onion is tender. Drain fat. Add tomatoes, corn, rice, Worcestershire sauce, and salt a nd pepper. Cover and simmer for 15 - 20 minutes until rice is tender. Stir in cheese and then stuff peppers with mixture. Place peppers in a b= aking dish and bake for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.

The Skinny: Use lean ground beef and light cheese.

Marinated Vegetable Salad

2 15-oz. cans green beans, drained
1 15-oz. can asparagus, diced
1 10-oz. package frozen peas, thawed
1 14-oz. jar artichoke hearts, diced
1 small onion, chopped
2 stalks celery, diced
1 8-oz. can water chestnuts, chopped

Marinade:
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup red wine vinegar
1 clove garlic, minced
Juice of 1 lemon
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper

Place all vegetables in a large bowl and cover with marinade. Refrigerate overnight and serve cold.

The Skinny: Use your favorite sugar substitute.
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Dessert
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Baked Custard

4 cups whole milk
4 eggs, beaten
1/2 cup sugar
2 tsp. vanilla
1/4 tsp. salt
Nutmeg for garnish
Butter melted or nonstick cooking spray to grease custard cups

Heat milk until scalded but not boiling; gradually add eggs, sugar, vanilla and salt. Stir mixture until sugar is melted. Pour into greased cu= stard cups or ramekins and sprinkle with nutmeg. Place cups in a pan half filled with water and bake at 300 degrees for 30 minutes.

The Skinny: You need whole milk and real eggs to make sure your custard sets up nicely.

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Grocery List
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1 14-oz. jar artichoke hearts
3 oz. cream cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
4 cloves garlic
Dash of hot sauce
1/2 tsp. chili powder
1/2 tsp. cumin
1 pound lean ground beef
2 onions
1 15-oz. can diced tomatoes, undrained
1 15-oz. can yellow corn, undrained
2/3 cup rice, uncooked
2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
2 and 1/4 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
8 large green peppers
2 15-oz. cans green beans
1 15-oz. can asparagus
1 10-oz. package frozen peas
1 14-oz. jar artichoke hearts
2 stalks celery, diced
1 8-oz. can water chestnuts
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup red wine vinegar
Juice of 1 lemon
4 cups whole milk
4 eggs
2 tsp. vanilla
Nutmeg for garnish
Butter melted or nonstick cooking spray to grease custard cups

The Stuffed Peppers are an old favorite that is sure to please. Yep, nothing like a good old stuffed pepper to really turn an ordinary meal into a culinary treat. That's right, you just can't beat a stuffed pepper...OK, I can't go on like this. I have to confess... I really do not= like green peppers and I can't stomach the idea of eating a whole one, stuffed or not.

I love all types of hot peppers but just cannot handle the green ones. Of course, with this recipe, the stuffing is great and I realize that many people like stuffed peppers. Also, there aren't many other choices of things to stuff. Furthermore, we want to provide y'all with a wid= e variety of different food, not just the stuff that I like.

At the same time, I feel like a hypocrite writing about how tasty the stuffed peppers are when I can't stand them. I cannot compromise my integrity and be dishonest with y'all, our faithful subscribers. How about if I just say how good the stuffing is and leave it at that?

Actually, you do have some choices with the stuffing if you don't like peppers. You can take the large leaves from a cabbage and put them in boiling water just until they become tender. Then remove the leaves and place a large spoonful of the stuffing recipe in each leaf. Wrap the= leaf around the stuffing and place the stuffed leaf on a baking dish so that the open ends of the leaf are on the bottom to secure the wrap. You can also secure the wrap with a toothpick. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. You can also use a two or three of the small cabbage leaves together for the same effect.

You can also substitute squash for the green peppers and just follow the recipe.





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"Although there have been changes in the superficies of our lives, many of the human dilemmas faced by our ancestors are still quite recognizable." 18 January 2004.